Blonde Car Accident

[andyveer]

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[Jelene]

hahaah.. this is a funny one indeed...

[andr83]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAA! That's really the best one I've heard about blonds!
I just have to share it with my friends!

[merabasera]

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

[Shani]

hahaha it's a good one, you really make me laugh.

[Mike_1001]

(06-30-2010 01:13 PM)merabasera Wrote:  How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Great one. Not to mention car accident joke.