How to annoy your waiter...

[queenofhearts61]

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

[ana28]

nice list

[izang]

(05-02-2011 02:50 AM)queenofhearts61 Wrote:  7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".


1. Three words: eat the check.

Nahh, If you really want to annoy and pissed them. Then say these lines I bet you can never come to that restaurant again.

[aussieroo1]

Those were surely annoy them though I don't want to do it because I'm afraid that they'll get even too. I hope you know what I mean.

[first response]

hahaha, its nice...

[asphalt]

(05-02-2011 02:50 AM)queenofhearts61 Wrote:  10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

cute

[luiscarter123]

Those were certainly nettle them though I don't requisite to do it because I'm mysophobic that they'll get smooth too. I desire you see what I associate.

[andr83]

It's really annoying thing! Thanks for the joke and hope to try it with the friend of mine who works as a waiter.

[davidmoore]

eat the check? that's funny..
nice list btw..

[janisjordan]

Great tips