Irish Guy

[Shani]

An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third one. This goes on for a few days, and finally the bartender tells him: “You know sir, I can put all three shots in one glass for you”.
The guy replies “No, I prefer it this way. You see, I’m very close to my two brothers. They are both still in Ireland, and this represents a drink for each of us. When I drink like this, I feel like we are drinking together again, all three of us”.

This goes on for several months, and then one day the guy walks into the pub and asks for only two shots.
The bartender is worried that maybe something happened to one of his brothers.
“Is everythink OK”? he asks.
“What do you mean”, answers the guy.
“Well, for months you have been asking for three shots. now you order two. Did something happen to one of your brothers?”, the bartender asks.
“No”, replies the Irish guy, “Theyr’e fine. It’s just that I quit drinking”.

[juliapho]

This can also be the probable answer of an alcoholic. But it's a great joke, thanks for it.

[thomthom]

I love Irish humor. Thanks Shani for this one

An Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman were playing Russian roulette.
Paddy Englishman used a gun with six chambers and no bullets;
Paddy Scotsman used a gun with six chambers and one bullet;
Paddy Irishman used a gun with six chambers and six bullets - but he put The gun to Paddy Englishman's head.

A man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results.
Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."

[davidmort]

I like Irish jokes and their humor. Thanks for the joke and I am eager to hear some more.

[b-fly]

he Doctor was puzzled 'I'm very sorry Mr O'Flaherty, but I can't diagnose your trouble. I think it must be drink.'

'Don't worry about it Dr Cullen, I'll come back when you're sober.' said O' Flaherty.

[DoctorTree]

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

[Jelene]

Nice humor.like it