Joke of the Day

[therapy]

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

[Markeric]

Good joke. Thanks

[melissacatwalk]

I like the lawyer and his optimism and drive to find any good in any situation.

[IntegratedS]

hehehe... good one

[alacka]

hihihi best anecdote

[dianna]

5 most undefined things of girls,



1) aap na bahut wo ho



(now what the hell is woh) =)



2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi



(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/



3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay



(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O



4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun



(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D



5) I am very selfish na



(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

[seopower]

good to know that i must say it is nice informative share

[clow1]

(01-10-2012 01:10 PM)therapy Wrote:  Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

this jokes makes me laugh....New here but i feel i will enjoy here..lol