Just Nice- please have a look

[albinjoseph]

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.

LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by the
government.

EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.

DUBAI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them in all magazines. You create a " Cow City " or " Milk Village " for them. You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to both legit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk the cow first to attract media attention.

SHARJAH SYSTEM:
You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai . The cows get stuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cows now.

ABUDHABI SYSTEM:
You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.

[sanjay]

What is Indian System?

[smarte]

(09-04-2008 11:11 PM)sanjay Wrote:  What is Indian System?

Indian System - You have two cow and both are free to go anywhere in the city and minister eat all food money allocated to these cows.

[albinjoseph]

(10-17-2008 03:19 PM)smarte Wrote:  

(09-04-2008 11:11 PM)sanjay Wrote:  What is Indian System?

Indian System - You have two cow and both are free to go anywhere in the city and minister eat all food money allocated to these cows.

This was a good one and it reflects what is happening in India

[baker03]

That was a nice characterization...

[cherry]

I think you hit everything right on. This is great. I'm sure we will hear no complaints on this one.

[andr83]

It is really funny but at the same time sad cause it is true!

[canopic-jars]

(10-17-2008 03:19 PM)smarte Wrote:  

(09-04-2008 11:11 PM)sanjay Wrote:  What is Indian System?

Indian System - You have two cow and both are free to go anywhere in the city and minister eat all food money allocated to these cows.

sounds like great system !

[Garry]

this is really very nice joke . i laughed for long time, i could not control on my laughing .

[dianna]

nice thanks for sharing