Marriage

[myjsbest4u]

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

[sandy2089]

These lines make think that the only thing that marriage gives for sure is too many rings.

[thomthom]

Haha. I am not married yet and am not really looking forward to it... With the right partner though it can be fun, right? Because reading all these quotes I am becoming kind of discouraged...

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."

[b-fly]

hahaha very good post. May be one day I will marry but till then I have the right to laugh at thoughts like this

[himmler123]

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman becomes the Master. (her slave being the husband)

[davidmort]

Marriage is the sacred agreementt between a man and a woman.

[juliapho]

A good joke, but it is not entirely true . I don't know if for my husband this isn't a true definition of marriage.

[andr83]

Instuition for the blind? Nice deduction you've made!
Really true to life!

[nigrilaforever]

hhahahah, all of that is true. I lol'd thanx a lot.

[Jelene]

hahaha nice post...so true... for me marriage is an agreement of forever...