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Robert
03-02-2010, 12:51 PM
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Robert
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Robert," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

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03-02-2010, 01:11 PM
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Poor guy.
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03-09-2010, 11:20 AM
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Hahaha what is that? Wrong number ? Ohh my ..petty for the wife Smile

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03-22-2010, 12:51 AM
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No, I guess pity for the Robert!!
Those telephones....Big Grin

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04-19-2010, 12:21 PM
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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