The train has failed

[jessicafox]

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

[albinjoseph]

That is a good joke.

[jessicafox]

(03-22-2010 04:10 PM)albinjoseph Wrote:  That is a good joke.

Thanks Joseph.

[this is it]

hahah Nice one. You made my day bright by this joke.

[jessicafox]

(03-23-2010 01:08 PM)this is it Wrote:  hahah Nice one. You made my day bright by this joke.

[andr83]

Ha-ha-ha! I just have to share it with my mother, she 's so afraid of flying!!!!!!!

[jessicafox]

(04-14-2010 04:51 PM)andr83 Wrote:  Ha-ha-ha! I just have to share it with my mother, she 's so afraid of flying!!!!!!!

Hehehe, did she like?

[tax attorney]

Nice joke. Made me laugh over a hectic day.

[steveA]

he he he heeh, thanks for the joke... you made me laugh

[Ravan]

Nice One. Now Check This One:-
Roy is applying for a high paying executive job at the railroad and during the interview, an inspector asks him, "What would you do if you saw two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Roy says, "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I’d use the manual lever." answers Roy.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" asks the inspector.
"I’d use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"I’d use the public phone near the station."
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"If that happened," Roy answers, " I'd run home and get Carla. "
The inspector asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because Carla has never seen a train crash."